Good Morning and welcome to this week’s edition of INSPIRATIONAL TIDBITS.  Can you believe that Daylight Savings Time already starts again this weekend?  Time really does fly when you’re having fun – this year is already 17.3% OVER. (Did an Engineer write this, or what?)  As for today’s goods, we are pleased to offer you more helpful, free public service information to use when you are buying various products.  These are actual product label notes that you need to read - and information that you really need to know. Just because we care.
Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish - shampoo for dogs

Do not use when temperature exceeds 140 degrees Fahrenheit – wheelbarrow

Bag contains forest products - pine bark mulch

Safe for use around pets - Arm & Hammer Cat Litter

Do not eat toner - cartridge for a laser printer

Suitable for vegetarians - Sainsbury’s Mineral Water

‘Ya gotta give these guys a few points - just for trying: 

Shake well and buy often  - Silk Soy Milk
 
And finally, in the “Thanks, I really needed that info” department:
Some assembly required - 500 piece jigsaw puzzle

Use that extra hour of daylight to get motivated to enter the BRAINSQUEEZERS.  What else would you rather do for fun, profit and potential fame?  Answers by 2, and use your head only please.
 
1.  A Sphygmomanometer measures ( wind speed; rainfall; blood pressure ) 
 
2.  How many different ways are there to make change for a dollar?  ( 28; 115; 293 ) 
 
3.  What is Florida’s largest cash crop?  (oranges; pine lumber; sugar cane)
 
4.  Which country has the longest coastline?  ( Canada; Africa; South America )
 
5.  The late Mr. Rogers was also ( an ordained minister; an Architect; a Doctor of Philosophy ) 
 
TIEBREAKER:  About how many years does it take for the average lobster to grow to one pound?  7 Years
 
OBSCURE EXTRA BONUS QUESTION:  What is the third letter of the Greek Alphabet? Gamma
 

The match has been decided, and the winner is someone who hasn’t won in a while.  It’s RACHEL, who got all 5 right and returns to glory.   Jodi got 4 for second place.  Tiebreaker answers went from 2 to 8 years, which is a reasonable margin for a change.  Larry, Stephen, James B and Heather all got the  obscure question right, with other answers including Omega, Ti, Z, and the ever popular “no clue”.  No skunks again today, but a couple were soooo close (maybe next time). Congrats to Rachel – see, we told you it was easy!  See you all next week.

MJB